mom normally tries to force me to go and fails, but this year i've got it sorted - i'm goin out drinkin xmas eve, so there's no chance of me gettin to midnight mass (?), plus i'll have been drinkin so there is no chance of me gettin up in the morning
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"