[Fraz]

Originally Posted by Theo

"My budgie lays square eggs."
"That's amazing! Can it talk, too?"
"Yes, but only one word."
"What's that?"
"Ouch."

"I'm divorcing my wife for smoking in bed."
"That doesn't sound all that serious."
"Oh, she doesn't smoke cigarettes."
"What does she smoke, then?"
"Bacon."

Amazin!