[Brucelles]

A company hires five cannibals to join its staff. On the first day, the head of HR meets with them and says, "We've brought you on board based on your references, and we think we and you can reach an understanding. We'll be providing you with daily meals, and you'll be able to work within your own group, so there shouldn't be any problem. Just don't mess with other department's head counts." The cannibals agreed, and got down to work.

Things worked out pretty well for about six weeks, at which time HR called the cannibals in for another meeting. The head of HR started out diplomatically, "Gentlemen, we've had a pretty good run so far. You've produced good work, and the other departments have nothing but good things to say about your team. Unfortunately, one of our janitors has disappeared, and the head office has asked me to question you about it. Do any of you know what happened to the janitor?"

All of the cannibals shook their heads, and protested that they had nothing to do with it. The head of HR said, "I understand, but you must realize that I have to put you on probation until this matter is cleared up." With that, the head of HR left the cannibals alone.

The lead cannibal looked at the others and said, "Awright, which one of you dip****s ate the janitor?" There was an embarassed silence until one of the cannibals in the back sheepishly raised his hand.

The lead cannibal walked over to him, dope-slapped him upside the back of his head, and said "You idiot! I've let you eat all the Team Leaders and Project Managers you wanted, because nobody would notice... but nooooo, you just had to go and eat the janitor!"