| Re: serious lack of jokes on here!
A Scotsman is at a bar with his son. Over some single-malt, as they look at the window at the sea, the Scotsman says, "Son, do you see that boat over there? I built that boat with my own two hands. I hewed the planks, I nailed the beams, I pitched the hull -- I did everything. But do they call me an arkwright? No.
"And do you see that fence in the field there? I built that fence with my own two hands. I hewed the planks, I drove the posts, I strung the wire -- I did everything. But do they call me a fence-builder? No.
"And do you see this bar here? I built this bar with my own two hands. I hewed the planks, I sanded the wood, I carved the design -- I did everything. But do they call me a carpenter? No.
"But you **** one goat ...."
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes. |