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Old 12-09-2007, 01:13 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Re: serious lack of jokes on here!

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum"
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
loquacious
transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

"Thanks, but I don't want to have sex."
"Nope, no more booze for me!"
"Sorry, but you're not really my type."
"Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?"
"Oh, I just couldn't -- no one wants to hear me sing!"

Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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