[Fraz]

A man with a pair of jump leads walks into a pub. The landlord says, "You can come in, but don't start anything."

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers. The barman says, “Oi! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willy?” The pirate replies, “Oo argh! It’s driving me nuts!”

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A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands & feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands & feet."

He struggles again to ask "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other hand and takes a close look. After a moment she says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask & replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"