A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store.
He sits down at the bar and orders a beer.
The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!!
GET OUT NOW!!
so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash.
The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
