Anyone remember a rather "interesting" documentary that was on channel 4 a while back "fat birds and feeders"... it must have been about 3 or 4 years ago? it was baaaaaaaaaaad to say the least and being less mature than I am now I found it rather funny. Anyway on that they showed that the fastest way to gain weight was to drink chicken fat!!! one of the guys was using a funnel and a tube to get that "goodness" down his ladies neck