Originally Posted by nichomach
I need a fork, a knife, 50 gallons of BBQ sauce, 3 tonnes of salsa and some onion rings. And a regular Coke...

Me too please, but what's for pudding? Oh and I'll have a Diet Coke instead please
and fire-fighters lit six tonnes of charcoal
Aren't they supposed to put fires out instead of starting them*? Maybe that's in their next week of training.
*Yes I know you can control a fire by starting one deliberately, such as in managing forest fires.