Originally Posted by directhex 
i think it says something about how the public feels about labour when the only parties they managed to beat in henley - previous home of the tories' biggest buffoon - was ukip and the furry yiffing party. even the bnp are more popular
i'm literally without words for the "stick it where the sun don't shine" comment. i suggest you get in contact with *all* parties who field candidates in your constituency, and present them with "I do not want your vote so stick it wherever it best pleases you - David Clelland" as a quote to use in their mailings. and i include the british kill-all-gooks-and-******* party, and the uk rape-is-chocolate-cake party in that
Fantastic idea, I was considering campaigning for another candidate when the election comes that could be just the ticket!
Thanks for the comments everybody I am really surprised you are all backing me. I half thought I may have been a bit rude or something in my letter but it seems not!