Hello songbuilder, welcome to the good ship
HEXUS.
Hope you are finding your way around ok, here are a couple of handy links for you to check out (you need a compass to find some of them, so here's a shortcut).
Sail
nor' nor' east for stuff about post counts and avatars...
due south to find your userID...
and any other questions, just ask.
P.S. You may find the welcome committee a little surreal, but don't worry, the rest of the site is relatively normal. ish.