Originally Posted by tiggerai 
Try living there and GUESSING when hollyoaks would be on...
As opposed to C4/C4+1/E4/E4+1 and trying to guess when Hollyoaks is
not on
It isn't easy, you can actually accumulate about 5 minutes of accidental viewing just by flicking channels randomly.
I now know that Max is dead. I have no idea who Max even is!