[santa claus]

Originally Posted by Stewart

Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'

Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'

Patient: 'Is it common?'

Doctor: 'No, but it does give you AIDS'

Patient: 'Aww, I was expecting you to do the 'its not unusual' joke'

Docotor: 'Nope. Its going to give you AIDS. Sorry about that'