Nope, you're right there... and, to pre-answer anyone who gives me the line of 'try it again, it's much better', I'll say nope to that too... I already had a go, it was underwhelming, I'm not going to go back and have another look 'now it's fixed'... it should've been right the first time around.
That'd be like giving me a car to drive, neglecting to mention that the brakes don't work very well, the throttle can stick open and the steering wheel occasionally falls off then, after the inevitable crash, fixing all the problems and asking me to give it another go...
By all means enjoy The Witcher, I'll just draw boobs on packs of playing cards and have the 'offline Witcher experience'.
