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Erm... you don't drink straight from the bottle, do you?
5 mins to go and get a glass, breaks down like this:
Find that all that the kids have left is Barbie plastic beakers, swear you are NOT drinking out of one of those and go to drinks cabinet for a proper tumbler.
Find door to cabinet locked to stop kids playing with expensive crystal tumblers.
Look where key is usually kept to find it not there.
Stand staring at empty space where key was trying to think like the wife who has now moved the key elsewhere and guess where she has put it.
Start randomly opening drawers, silver trinket boxes and assorted ornemantal pots in search of keys.
Repeat, this time with swearing.
Repeat, this time with violent motion and swearing.
Stomp upstairs to check in wife's other set of ornemental pots, trinket boxes and various fiddly things that you usually break while dusting and hunt through all them too.
Stomp downstairs.
Place broken peices of stupidly fragile trinket box from upstairs on a high shelf where a short wife won't see it until you have a chance to glue it together again.
Recheck all of trinket boxes in house.... with swearing.
Put more pieces on the high shelf.
Phone wife to discover that the keys are with her as the kids were playing with them before she took them off into town.
Settle down with Barbie beaker.... and a straw.
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