Brilliantly written rant and i agree completely, some people need a 4x4 most people dont. I was pretty much raised on the back of a motorbike, so I have a passionate for discoverys in particular and more over there drivers

nothing like trying to squeeze between a 3ton jeep and oncoming traffic to wake you up, just because the driver decided he was too important to wait 10 seconds for the bike to pass.
My used to have a Lada jeep (russian army thing) for what he called anger management. Which mainly involed a welsh hill a full tank of gas and a huge amount of countyside getting destroyed