I have a burning urge..

[Skii]

...to shove that remote control Right up Jenson Butttons backside

[Theo]

It's Linda Barker that is currently getting on my pip. She's the only person that seriously makes me consider becoming a murderous psycho, again. I was doing so well, too! 5 months, 4 days I managed!

*strokes scythe*

[ACiD303]

...to shove that remote control Right up Jenson Butttons backside

tell me about it.

"lets step it up a notch."

"now if you'll excuse me."

Brilliant. (waste of money that is).

[Russ]

"ooh it handles superb" < swallow chlorine and alchahol then jump up and down plz jenson

[Howard]

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOMEONE ELSE WHO SHARES MY RAGE AND URGE TO KILLL


Urge to kill... Rising...

[Twigman]

He sounds so bored. He has no personallity at all!
Just a boring monotone voice. Does not inspire me to "go digitial" at all

Apart from that I dont mind adverts.

[floppybootstomp]

I have a burning urge

So do I mate, but I'm not telling anybody about that

Glad I don't watch telly, really

I've noticed other people getting wound up about Linda Barker elsewhere. I mean, who is she?

[steve threlfall]

Originally Posted by floppybootstomp

So do I mate, but I'm not telling anybody about that

Glad I don't watch telly, really

I've noticed other people getting wound up about Linda Barker elsewhere. I mean, who is she?

She was on one of these diy programs and has become self proclaimed queen after appareing in currys ads and dfs iirc warbaling on about how good the sofas she's designed are.

Some would say she's s a milf not me though

[floppybootstomp]

Originally Posted by steve threlfall

She was on one of these diy programs and has become self proclaimed queen after appareing in currys ads and dfs iirc warbaling on about how good the sofas she's designed are.

Some would say she's s a milf not me though

Oh, right, thanks for that

generally, me like milfs

would have to check her out though

of course

[Howard]

Helen Hunt > *.*

<3

[Theo]

Thread hijack! Linda Barker is NOT in the slightest bit attractive... all who say she is must DIE!

She was on I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here! as well... which is nice... seeing as I didn't watch it once. She just seems to be everywhere now, though. Like Carol Smilie was 3 years ago.

Going back to attractive older ladies... mmm... Helen Mirren.

[Steve]

Originally Posted by Theo

She just seems to be everywhere now, though. Like Carol Smilie was 3 years ago.

Do you remember that impersonator who did "smilie smilie carol smilie!"

That made me laugh.

Linda Barker will probably die at the hands of angry mobsters in the not too distance future. Many of them may well have Hexus connections by the looks of it too, lol.

[Theo]

Nah, I'll be going for the "stealth, then scare bejesus out of victim" method. Involves creeping up behind them, shouting out "coconuts" at the top of my voice, stabbing them in each thigh muscle, then proceeding with the kill. Gives a nice mugshot, I must say!

[iMc]

is it possible to set a tv up so it automatically changes when sum1 u dont like comes on. now that would be a marketable feature. hehe

[5lab]

funny how the ad doesnt show the 3 min lag between pressing a button and a new page appearing..

[Zak33]

agree 5lab matey.....

and THEREFORE....if Jenson feels that is responsive, he musta driven some right old nails in F1

Maybe he aint a baddriver after all......but as for Advertising Guru.....even Nigel Mansel, had more charisma hehe