Three on one tarring now is it? I guess I'd better find a slightly muddy field with a little hill to park on until this blows over!
Don't get me wrong, I know that odds are one of you will probably be involved in an accident while on your way there with a member of the proliteriat who doesn't understand these time honoured rules of the road and that one of you will probably still be parked in a disabled space or loading bay, thereby evening the odds.
Unless somehow you all have the presence of mind to turn up in X5's, in which case I'll be completely safe