Nah, not me ..... I love electric windows.
It's taken in that spirit ... not least because it's pretty true. It's why I often pick up on generalisations - the contrarian in me reads something and thinks "Ah, but .... "
It's a bit more than that in this case, though, because what the bulk of this amusing argument (in the nicest sense) is about is how to define "rich". And that was my initial point - it's in the eye of the beholder.
There is no easy, universally-accepted definition. Most current dictionary definitions say things like "lot of money" (very simplistic) or "lot of money or valuable possessions." That latter is better, but begs the question .... how much is "a lot". It doesn't clarify much and indeed, is rather circular.
To some, you're filthy rich. Why? You have food on the table, access to good medical care, shoes on your feet and you own a car, any car. To many in deprived parts of the world, buying a bicycle is a project requiring sacrifice and years of saving. A car is ... well, the same of you or me buying a private jet. It's subjective.
Other definitions I've seen of "rich" include being a higher-rate taxpayer, a top-rate taxpayer, having double the national average income, being one of the top 1%,
Well, she meets it in the sense that the sun is brighter than a glow-worm, yes, though as a happily married man, I'd point out she's not my princess. And while, were I not married I'd certainly have categorised her as very attractive, physically and financially, getting the acceptance of her family might have been .... problematic. And personally, picking that particular fight with the Saudi Royal family is not a fight I'm up for. Nah, she's definitely off-limits.
And even if they didn't intimidate me, I'm certainly not crossing my wife.
At the risk of being contrary, .... no, because he can average it out. As can many/most self-employed. We're starting to get very close to those areas that I said were off-limits for me, not least for privacy reasons, but ....
.... Most seld-employed people have a fairly regular income stream. It's certainly not PAYE-level regular, and be it hair-dresser, window-cleaner or, yes, independent mechanic, he has a level of trade that is reasonably consistent. That is, lots of relatively small jobs, and while the names of customers may vary, and you mght get a few new ones, or indeed, lose a few, there's a relatively predictable flow.
Now compare that to, say, an artist who, if they sell a painting, may get £30k for it, but may sell three a year, or none in two years. then five to a single customer. It is not averageable because it's highly inconsistent, and past sales are no indicator of future sales. It's why that requires an unconventional approach to financial planning.
I use a small, independent mechanic for my car servicing needs because, a) he's FAR cheaper than main dealers, not having to pay for vast infrastructures and b) gives FAR better customer service. But, he's pretty much constantly booked about 2 weeks ahead. He no doubt doesn't know who his customers will be next month, but he's got a pretty good idea of how many there'll be.