Woke up this morning, went to my car intending to drive work and thought "What the f.......?!??! "
Some scally(s) had screwdrivered out the driver side door lock, jammed some tool into the handle to get into the car, then took apart the steering column housing, ripped out and bent back the part of the metal steering column where you put the key in, presumably to try and hotwire the car. They then probably spent a bit of time wondering why they couldn't hotwire it. Then they must have tried to push start the car (hand prints on the side of the car which had also moved about 3-4 metres from where I had parked it, to a position across the front of my neighbour's driveway).
My car has an engine immobiliser.
It even has all sorts of stickers on the windows saying car protection system, "this car is fitted with an engine immobiliser" etc, codealarm system protected, this car is registered as part of some secuity national database, with security etched windows etc etc
It also has one of those plastic brackets stuck on the inside of the windscreen to mount a satnav system. The stupid morons didn't even bother to steal the £300 satnav system that was in glovebox.
Stupid moronic, illiterate, retarded, car thieves!!!