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Are you ready?? We have got the worst deal ever for you. We are going to ask you to spend your hard earned pounds for a bag o’ crap. For £2.99 we will give you a bag or a box with three crappy items in it. These items are cluttering up are warehouse and we have two or 3 of them per line certainly not enough to list them individually on our website. So we thought we would put three of them in a bag and we would get someone to buy them…. That’s where you come in…
Q1) Is this for real?
A) Yes we are going to sell you a bag o’ crap- but we are going to give you a chance to get your money back. When you receive your bag o’ crap please post a link, or a review or even a video of you opening up your bag of crap and utilising it and we will enter you for our prize draw to win £500.00 once we have sold out of all our bags o’ crap. Post your review in the review section of this product.
Q2) what if I get my bag of crap and I don’t like it.
A) Dohh… what do you expect. Thou shall not expect thy crap to be especially nice. If we were unloading a lot of really cool stuff, we’d call them “Bags O’ Really Cool Stuff,” but we don’t’
Q3) if I don’t like my crap can I get my money back.
A) No don’t be silly, if you buy a bag of crap and you don’t like it you are experiencing what marketing people call buyers remorse. Deal with it for gods sake it’s a under a fiver. You could have a go at multiplying your measly £2.99 pounds investment by over a hundred fold by making video and hosting it on you tube and we will link it in the reviews section for a bag of crap. Please refer to Q1.
Q4) what if the crap my mate buys is better then my crap.
A) Nobody said life was fair. Are you building your own barracks with your bare, broken hands in a remote Soviet Gulag? No, you’re dissatisfied with a purchase you freely chose to make even though it was plainly labelled “Crap.” Have some perspective.
Q5) Do I have any guarantee that the crap I buy will be worth more then £2.99
A) The only comment we will make is in our opinion it’s worth a lot more then a measly £3
Note: Thou shall take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. Buyer’s remorse is just a click too far away!
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Oli
Originally Posted by dangel
then my crap-temptation would be aroused......
sorry couldn't resist (its fake crap in the photo i think)
