CPU for possible new build - now, when or Zen?

[malarkey95]

ILOL are you being sarcastic? Here's hoping it never starts muhahaha cheap processor for.me albeit probs be fried lo.

[Giraffe]

After disabling the C-states, the Celeron still runs and takes a couple of watts more.
The Broadwell still won't go!

Oh, and thanks to Malarkey for helping - most appreciated.