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    Old 19-06-2007, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Beware ye sinful drivers, for GOD is watching!
    Yes, that's right, the Vatican has issued 10 "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road"

    You shall not kill.

    The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

    Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

    Be charitable and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents.

    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

    Support the families of accident victims.

    Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

    On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

    Feel responsible toward others.
    So watch it all you sinful drivers out there, God is watching!

    http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/0...n-drivers.html
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6768395.stm
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    Old 19-06-2007, 09:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by 0iD View Post

    Thats ATI and Nvidia driver damned to hell then.
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    Old 19-06-2007, 10:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
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    Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
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    Old 19-06-2007, 10:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Old 19-06-2007, 11:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
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    Old 20-06-2007, 07:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
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    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?
    Many people don't know that a child, with branches of coral nailed to his head and painted brown, resembles a deer.
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    Originally Posted by kickstart 1 View Post
    Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    I get the power and domination bit , but occasion of sin ? What do they mean !
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    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?
    *chuckles* I doubt kickstart1 has done that, no

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    So watch it all you sinful drivers out there, God is watching!
    *wonders if this will have any affect on italian drivers..*
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    Old 20-06-2007, 08:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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    i eagerly await the Vatican's guide to the internet

    what a pile of excrement.
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    Old 20-06-2007, 11:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    You mean you have never bought your wife a sports car and celebrated on the bonnet?
    HARDLY !!!! I am female !!!!!! and much prefer my guys in leather !
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    Old 20-06-2007, 11:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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    your female?
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    Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    your female?
    Er yeah , hence the girlie biker avatar !
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    just for you Kicky
    Not quite what i had in mind !!
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    Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    your female?
    Down boy.
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    Originally Posted by Kezzer View Post
    Down boy.
    i know i need to calm down!



    shhhh, its a running joke that no-one ever remembers she's female

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    Er yeah , hence the girlie biker avatar !
    i just thaught it was that blonde guy from aerosmith!
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