Upgrade?

[mallett]

*JOKE ALERT*

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User "


REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Dress 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck

Advisor!

Hope it has the same effect on you lot as it did on me, enjoy...

[kalniel]

Heh. Looks like someone Restored from Recycle Bin

[TiG]

Surely it should be wife 2.0 by now.... 1.0 is so 90's heh

TiG

[redlight]

Installed wife 3.0 here constant updating of girlfriend caused fatal errors with wife 1.0 and 2.0.
Luckily wife 3.0 is very stable version and now have no need to update girlfriend.

[mcmiller]

i'm trying to remove girlfriend 1.0 any suggestions ?

[Behemoth]

That one never gets old.

[Clunk]

Originally Posted by mcmiller

i'm trying to remove girlfriend 1.0 any suggestions ?

Create a memory dump.

[0iD]

For me Wife 1.0 crashed and wasnt able to recover so after a few years of freeware and my fave houseshare-with-nurses.ftw! I settled with new improved Wife2k.