Sexual Harassment - Chav Monkeys

Brucelles · 24-08-2007, 09:50 AM

Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.

"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website

"But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the BBC that it was not unusual for monkeys to harass women and be less afraid of them than men, but they had not heard of monkeys in Kenya making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans.

So it's not just estates near Nottingham then.

TooNice · 24-08-2007, 09:58 AM

They should give the monkeys a good spanking and show who's the boss

Brucelles · 24-08-2007, 10:03 AM

Spank the monkeys? They should wait till they climb onto the roof and then toss them off.

pollaxe · 24-08-2007, 10:13 AM

Surely lobbing them a packet of PG Tips will distract them from their crop stealing/sexual harassment activities?

Advertising has no effect on me.

rox0r · 24-08-2007, 10:17 AM

Bring back the birch! Lash the impudent monkeys that'll solve everything! In my day a monkey did what he was told and if he stepped out of line....BIRCH!

Ruddy monkeys running riot, no respect I tell thee.