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17-10-2007, 10:16 PM
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And that's a right kerfuffle.
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Eggs!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, the husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." 
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17-10-2007, 10:33 PM
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Re: Eggs!
You guys are just as bad.
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18-10-2007, 11:01 AM
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Re: Eggs!
The only thing untrue about that, and my marriage, is that my wife doesn't cook eggs. She's too rubbish in the kitchen.
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18-10-2007, 02:31 PM
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Re: Eggs!
actually, for driving, i would have thought it was the other way around (i.e. guys do that to women) more than this current way.
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18-10-2007, 02:49 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by usxhe190
no, the man wouldn't have had time to say all that before the inevitable happened.
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18-10-2007, 02:49 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by tiggerai
Well maybe when you gals learn to park
 *gets his running shoes on..  *
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18-10-2007, 02:50 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by Whiternoise
Run, but you can't hide.
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18-10-2007, 03:02 PM
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Re: Eggs!
lol very funny
and the parking is so true the mother in law tried to park in a trolley bay at safeway couple of years back did £1000 of damage to the side of the car on the railing before she stopped to see what the noise was although through fear for my manhood  am sure you are/will be a superb driver TIGGERAI |
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18-10-2007, 03:31 PM
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Re: Eggs!
HaHa - I needed a good joke
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18-10-2007, 03:59 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by tiggerai
Ahhh but you'll never catch him in those shoes..
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18-10-2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by MadduckUK
lol good picture but that picture just shows why it would be the men who nag the women when the women drive...!
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18-10-2007, 06:20 PM
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Re: Eggs!
Originally Posted by MadduckUK
notice they are all Fiats?
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