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| View Poll Results: Who's joke is better? | |||
| Elmo wins |
   
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42 | 52.50% |
| Steve Threlfall wins |
  
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38 | 47.50% |
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22-01-2004, 05:08 PM
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Elmo vs Steve Threlfall
Elmos joke:
A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. The coma continued for nearly 6 months, but then she suddenly woke up, alarmed to find that she was no longer pregnant. Frantic, she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them." This caused the woman some concern, with the thought -- "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" -- flashing through her mind. With some trepidation, she asked the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise." "Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?" "Denephew." ------------------------------------------------------------ Steve Threlfall's joke: Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin' Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune." Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft." =------------------------------ both great..you lot decide 
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Originally Posted by wombar
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22-01-2004, 05:28 PM
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there both funny
 so i went with elmo, cos shes nicer 
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22-01-2004, 05:30 PM
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keep voting.....
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Originally Posted by wombar
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22-01-2004, 05:44 PM
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Both very good but i gotta go with steve's, anything that makes fun of bill gates is just.........well......automatically funnier
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22-01-2004, 06:12 PM
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steves by far!
hands up people who voted for elmo cos she has breasts 
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22-01-2004, 06:32 PM
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I read both fast and the one that made me laugh more was elmo's sorry steve
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22-01-2004, 06:35 PM
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Mmmmm.. tricky... I think Elmo's was funnier, but I have heard it before, so should Steve get the vote cos I've not heard it before and therefore should it win on origuinality... hmmmmm...
Ummmm..... No... ELMO gets the vote. Made me chuckle AGAIN, even though I had heard it before
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