Right you 'orrible lot.....

[Zak33]

I've got to go and make Dinners for Sair's family...

so NO FIGHTING while I'm gone.

I leave Knox in charge...... if he turns up. He knows stuff......he's cool.

[Honoop]

ooh what you cookin?

[kickstart 1]

We invited?

[Zak33]

chicken

no

[G4Z]

By fighting are you including Saracens pugil stick dueling?

[Stoo]

Originally Posted by G4Z

By fighting are you including Saracens pugil stick dueling?

[Funkstar]

Wooah!

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!
Y'all ready?
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!
Yeah, let's go!

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!

Now here it is,
One to make you move,
Somethin' with a funky Kung Fu groove,
Somethin' that'll make you shout,
Make you play to the crowd,
And make you wanna turn it out,
(Yeah) So, homeys, gather round,
(Right round) I'll pick you up and go on,
Take you pound for pound,
Cos I'm the only man that'll please ya,
I got a little somethin' that'll tease ya.

So throw those hands up high,
(Come on) Shake your body,
Move from side to side,
(That's right) Cos we've just begun,
Party people in the place yeah we're havin' fun,
Oh, yeah,
I'm gonna be a big star,
I'm gonna lay it on and go WOO-HA!
Cos when the mood gets exciting,
(Come on!) When everybody's Kung Fu fighting!

Chorus:
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!
Come on!
Huh! Woo-ha!
Those kicks were fast as lightning,
Hah! Woo-cha!
In fact, was a little bit frightening,
Huh! Huh-huh!
But they fought with expert timing.
Hah!

Sing it girl!
Sexy Kung Fu Fighter!
Let me take you higher.

I've got the moves baby!
Sing Kung Fu Fighter!
Take you higher!

There's bright lights,
Orinoco flow,
(So bright)
A Kung Fu fighter in a disco,
He's out to take his chance,
He knows the honeys in the house only go for romance,
(On the floor)
He's got a white suit on,
Five-past one and the night has just begun,
Cos when he lays it on with style,
A lady's man with a nice smile,
And right before his eyes,
Sees a pretty young thing lookin' real fly,
(So fly) He wants to make the score,
So he takes her hand and leads her to the dance floor,
He's givin' her line after line,
She tells him that he looks real fine,
Cos he's the man,
Perfect timing,
Huh! Just like when he's Kung Fu Fighting
Chorus

Sing it girl!
Sexy Kung Fu Fighter!
Let me take you higher.

Kung Fu Fighters everywhere,
Throw those hands in the air!
The time has come to turn it out,
Everybody let me here you shout!

One, two, do the Kung Fu!
One, two, do the Kung Fu!
Say three, four, on the dance floor!
Say three, four, on the dance floor!
Come on!
One, two, do the Kung Fu!
One, two, do the Kung Fu!
Say three, four, on the dance floor!
Say three, four, on the dance floor!
One more time...

Roundhouse kick,
Karate chop too,
I'm gonna teach you all the Kung Fu,
It's an Eastern thing,
That's what I'm sayin',
While the retro disco track's playin'.
Gonna make you shout,
Make you beg for more,
So get your body on the dance floor,
(Come on girls!)
So boys and girls
You know what to do,
Throw those hands up and do the Kung Fu!
Chorus x 2

(fade out)

[Agent]

Chicken.

Legend.

Food of kings

[icanhazburger]

Chickens over rated, it tastes like everything.

[Agent]

Everything tastes good then

[Lucio]

Originally Posted by Agent

Everything tastes good then

Except a cat's bottom

That's not so pleasant to wake up to!

[Funkstar]

Originally Posted by icanhazburger

Chickens over rated, it tastes like everything.

[Agent]

I was waiting for that

[Koolpc]

Wife makes a great Chicken Curry!! Yum Yum.

[Agent]

Originally Posted by Koolpc

Wife makes a great Chicken Curry!! Yum Yum.

[Zak33]

Funkstar.....you rock so hard, it hurts my rock-gland