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    Old 22-12-2007, 11:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Dear Sir

    I would like to have an avatar. I feel I have no identity. I fear I will be dead before I post one squillion times to 'earn' an avatar. I feel castrated. I feel worthless. I feel naked. I feel ashamed. I feel the Government has lost my avatar on a disk. I feel persecuted for my faith and/or the lack of my faith. I feel noone takes an avatarless person very seriously. I am depressed. I feel I am nothing but a big fat roly poly ruddy faced useless git.

    It's christmas. I'm bringing your presents - I would like an avatar. Pretty please.

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    Old 22-12-2007, 11:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    You need 500 posts for an avatar.
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    Old 23-12-2007, 12:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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    Well, seeing as it makes a change for me to be giving Santa a present .....



    But this is a one-off especially for Santa, not an excuse for everyone to ask for one .... 'cos I've gone request-deaf.

    But Santa ..... you do realise you took a bit of a chance. You said you wanted an avatar, but didn't put any restrictions on what avatar. My sense of humour has a nasty side and it nearly got exercised.

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    Old 23-12-2007, 12:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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    bwahahaha

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    Old 23-12-2007, 01:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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    Cripes!

    Saracen in seasonal Bending of Rules & Sense of Humour SHOCKER!!!1!




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    Old 23-12-2007, 01:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    But Santa ..... you do realise you took a bit of a chance. You said you wanted an avatar, but didn't put any restrictions on what avatar. My sense of humour has a nasty side and it nearly got exercised.
    I would've... Maybe that's just me

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    Old 23-12-2007, 01:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    Here we go ... just wait until frosty_the_snowman and easter_bunny start asking for their avatars

    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

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    Old 23-12-2007, 02:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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    i like the fact we have a santa on here, even if he is a bit feisty for a figment of the imagination

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    Old 23-12-2007, 02:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    Saracen, you are my hero. I feel honoured and humbled. THANK YOU .
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    Old 23-12-2007, 04:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    I still have a LOOOOONG way to go before I can use my usual avatar.



    I agree security is needed, but I dunno... every community has different rules for different reasons. I just live with them because of the community is worth it...

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    Old 23-12-2007, 05:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Aww, don't feel so bad Pyrii, I can't change the avatar I've been given. But my santa is kinda cute.

    Just think what Saracen could have done, eek!
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    Old 23-12-2007, 06:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    are you planning on hanging around after christmas santa or is it back to watching the elves for you?

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    Old 23-12-2007, 06:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    are you planning on hanging around after christmas santa or is it back to watching the elves for you?
    I've been thinking about that. I was thinking how incongruous it might look if santa is here in Spring or Summer. It could even be traumatic for some. I also just have this one red suit and I shouldn't say this publicly, but I only have one pair of underpants with me too. The trouble is I like it here. What to do, what to do? This is harder than choosing between Rhydian and Leon
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    Old 23-12-2007, 06:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    What's wrong with Santa all year round? Every kidz dream. No rules Santa, stick around, be amusing in the middle of summer seeing Santa Claus posting. Specially with that avatar

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    Old 23-12-2007, 06:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    (some choppage...)

    Originally Posted by godsdog View Post
    What's wrong with Santa?
    In today's society, the thought of a fat old man (he must be...he's been going for a few years!), who loves children, and givesthem free toys regularly...

    He must be a paedophile.

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    I now realise this was a bit like sticking a grenade up your bum, and thinking 'I better get some cream for when this thing goes off... its gonna be sore'.
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    Old 23-12-2007, 07:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    (more choppage...)

    Originally Posted by Elyk View Post
    In today's society
    Stop right there.

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