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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Slightly bizarre advertising move from Microsoft...

    Server In The House

    According to the ISBN it's real!

    When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.

    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    lol! It is going to be published or something?

    And other kids may make fun of you...

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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    What the deuce?
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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    I saw this a while back on purepwnage, after seeing it again im still confused!

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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Lol!

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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    t'is a great book!

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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Whats that all about then ?
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    Old 05-02-2008, 04:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Originally Posted by Behemoth View Post
    Whats that all about then ?
    Human eating servers from the planet Quarg eating children when their parents are not looking

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    Old 05-02-2008, 05:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Human eating servers from the planet Quarg eating children when their parents are not looking
    I'm glad you told me that, I was quite worried for a moment there
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    Old 05-02-2008, 05:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    That was a good read, just the material i needed when younger. Much better then this stuff they used to make us read.



    Actually no it's not...

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    Old 05-02-2008, 05:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Yes, "Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words", QFT

    Loved the "Mum! Look! The dog's put out the fire!" bit. At least it's got some humour in it - made me chuckle anyway.

    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

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    Old 05-02-2008, 05:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Ok, someone at Microsoft has seriously gone off the deep end...

    Either that or this is a very clever piece of viral marketting because no one can quite believe it's real

    Maybe the idea is that it's got subliminals in it that say "Buy Microsoft Products, Linux is Evil"

    I fold for Hexus, do you?

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    Old 05-02-2008, 09:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    so microsoft are aiming their products at 3 year olds
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    Old 05-02-2008, 09:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Well Gates was always ranting about a PC in every home back in the day. So.. Servers next

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    Old 05-02-2008, 09:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    Originally Posted by staffsMike View Post
    Well Gates was always ranting about a PC in every home back in the bad. So.. Servers next
    Eee PC and NAS box = sorted.
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    Old 05-02-2008, 09:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    Re: Mommy why is there a server in the house?

    back in the bad haha.. dumbass ^^
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