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    Old 14-03-2008, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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    Porno-tash virus

    Seriously - I think it's catching -
    there are at least a dozen guys in my office who've grown a porno-tash in recent weeks
    I'm afraid I may be next.

    I think it's like a strange alien virus

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    Old 14-03-2008, 10:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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    Shtop! This blue movie is not ready yet!

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    Old 14-03-2008, 10:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    Yeah..you wait until someone needs something mending.... and there's alot of bending down to show what's broken by housewives in their negligee's

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    Old 14-03-2008, 10:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    if i could grow one i would but sadly my tache growing skills are seriously lacking
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    Old 14-03-2008, 11:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    In a month I can grow one long enough to be able to wax the ends :~})

    I think we should have a 'tauche growing contest

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    Old 14-03-2008, 12:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    I usually have a bit of a goatee but have shaved it back to a comedy Zapata and (when I was younger) waxed the ends of the moustache for Cavalier/evil genius look.

    It is, strangely, tremendous fun. I saw Jason Isaacs on some show sporting one just the other day.

    Maaaahvullus.

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    Old 14-03-2008, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    I'm just finishing a weeks leave with my course, and we have "det-tash" growing competitions. Second place has to shave theirs dry! Would be the winner, but then no-one would bother. My tash isn't usually too bad, but can't do a beard because I have random bald spots around my chin and cheeks.

    It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt; then it's bloody hilarious!
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    Old 14-03-2008, 12:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    I have a full on beard within 4 days.
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    Old 14-03-2008, 01:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    Originally Posted by pollaxe View Post
    I usually have a bit of a goatee
    what else..?
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    Old 14-03-2008, 02:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    In a month I can grow one long enough to be able to wax the ends :~})

    I think we should have a 'tauche growing contest

    I'm out... unless silly stick on ones are allowed.


    Hmmm... Which one to choose?

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    Old 14-03-2008, 02:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    what else..?
    A side order of Llama.
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    Old 14-03-2008, 02:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    A side order of Llama.
    YouTube - THE NEW LLAMA SONG !!!!!

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    Old 14-03-2008, 02:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    what else..?
    Well, this is my usual look:

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    Old 14-03-2008, 03:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    my meaning was more of the 'goats, they seem to be a motif with you', type. but if you can get imageshack to give up the goods so much the better.
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    Old 14-03-2008, 03:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    ^Behold, I strangled a goat and the gods were pleased with their sacrifice.
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    Old 14-03-2008, 03:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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    Re: Porno-tash virus

    ah the Jason King. used to have a school bus driver with a pretty bad example - and (as mentioned elsewhere) you could have strangled him for me & welcome.
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