Help! I think my wife is cheating on me!

SiM · 14-03-2008, 06:30 PM

I don't know what to do, you guys helped me fix my motherboard, so help me fix this. We have been together for 2 years now and for the past 3 months I have suspected that she is seeing someone else.

She comes home from work later than usual... actually once or twice she came home past midnight. When I ask her where she has been she says that she has been out with work friends... but I pretty sure she is shagging a mexican dude because she always stinks of enchiladas.

Sometimes when she gets a phone call she says wait a minute and then leaves the room. I think she is talking to her lover then. She won't let me touch her phone, she shouts at me if I try. She gets angry at the smallest things like this. Slowly, I feel am pulling myself away from her too... we both make no effort to connect emotionally any more.

I think it started on valentines day last month... she must have got something from a secret admirer... I was away on business for the week. I think that pissed her off a little. She has been getting new clothes and underwear from someone. I know she hasn't been shopping recently. I even found a sombrero in the boot of her car.

During poker night last week, when all the guys come around... She went out... god knows where... she normally stays and cooks lots of food for us all, like a woman should... I think the nachos reminded her of the mexican dude so she went to meet him...

Am I paranoid? or should I beat her up? or should I ask her to come clean and forgive her? or shall I cheat on her for revenge? shall I get her pregnant so she can't leave me?

kalniel · 14-03-2008, 06:33 PM

Good point well made

SiM · 14-03-2008, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by kalniel

How can you laugh at me? Don't you feel sorry at all? You have no heart

DDY · 14-03-2008, 06:42 PM

If you stop moving your mono brow for one second I'll stop laughing.

SiM · 14-03-2008, 06:45 PM

I'm going to cry for a little while now...

hopefully there will be some helpful replies when I get back...

ps. does anyone know any good burrito recipes?

Hunain · 14-03-2008, 06:47 PM

I iss soffy four u SiM ma man.....Mayfe ifs you wass manz enufz for 'er, seh wud no'te haf kept a louver, wheech iss no'te u...mayfe ifs u cuds satisfaai er goo0od, seh wuds note hafs dun thas man!...hard iss yo luck man...

SiM · 14-03-2008, 06:55 PM

Please can future replies be in English...

Hunain · 14-03-2008, 07:01 PM

Its an impression of Ali g/Borat, try reading it

I iss soffy four u SiM ma man.....Mayfe ifs you wass manz enufz for 'er, seh wud no'te haf kept a louver, wheech iss no'te u...mayfe ifs u cuds satisfaai er goo0od, seh wuds note hafs dun thas man!...hard iss yo luck man...

I is sorry for u SiM ma man...Maybe if you wes mans enoughs for er, she wud not have kept a lover, which is not you

...maybe ifs u coulds satisfy her go0o0d, she would not have dun that man, Hard, is your luck

JK Ferret · 14-03-2008, 07:02 PM

/Points to the booty thread

/Points to the poontang all over the place

/Points to SiM's profile

Actually, I wouldn't be all that surprised if she thought you were a sex-a-holic, out to get as much as you can (with whomever you can)

malfunction · 14-03-2008, 07:04 PM

Trying to remember the punch line... pretty sure I've heard it before.

staffsMike · 14-03-2008, 07:05 PM

Is uncle ben's not spicy enough for her?

I feel your pain..

Hunain · 14-03-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by staffsMike

Is uncle ben's not spicy enough for her?

I feel your pain..

MIKE!!! WHY would we feel his pain? We...CAN ONLY TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT, AS HARD AS IT IS FOR US TO DO SO...alas..we can only try...

SiM · 14-03-2008, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by JK Ferret

/Points to the booty thread

/Points to the poontang all over the place

/Points to SiM's profile

I really an innocent guy... I just try to have fun when I'm down

Originally Posted by JK Ferret

Actually, I wouldn't be all that surprised if she thought you were a sex-a-holic, out to get as much as you can (with whomever you can)

Are you doing anything tonight

Originally Posted by malfunction

Trying to remember the punch..

You think I should punch her? Thought went through my head but then I think she will get the porsche and the house in the settlement (if there is one)

Originally Posted by staffsMike

Is uncle ben's not spicy enough for her?

I don't cook, I'm a man...

Originally Posted by staffsMike

I feel your pain..

Last time we made love it was very painful... she handcuffed me...

I took a picture of the guy I think she is seeing

Blackmage · 14-03-2008, 07:14 PM

See, i'm not one for catching onto sarcasm. This threads confused me.

*edit didn't see sims last post

SiM · 14-03-2008, 07:15 PM

I found this picture on her laptop:

staffsMike · 14-03-2008, 07:18 PM

No no.. lack of mexican food cooking ability is a growing epedemic..

Just when we think we have it just right, just spicy enough, a mexican can sweep in and be that bit more spicy and he can even suggest that his is 99% fat free which is like excstasy for them!

But rest easy with the fact she's only using him for the food dude.. just the food.

EDIT: You don't need to cook, just get a mexican cook book.. you will win her back I tell you!!

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