• HEXUS
  • HEXUS.tv
  • channel
  • gaming
  • lifestyle
  • trust
  • community
  • ESReality
  • HEXUS.community discussion forums

    Welcome to the HEXUS.community discussion forums forums.

    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, respond to polls and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

    Go Back   HEXUS.community discussion forums > HEXUS.channels > General discussion

    General discussion Chatter, desires, jokes & rants; some threads are banter some are serious - please show respect for others Add RSS Feed

    Reply
     
    LinkBack Thread Tools
    Old 14-05-2008, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
    Konata Izumi
     
    Join Date: Nov 2007
    Location: In a shell
    Posts: 1,260
    Thanks: 168
    Thanked 142 Times in 66 Posts
    sleepyhead's system
    Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    This was sent to me today by a female colleague. I have no idea if it is myth or true, I just found it funny (in the ridiculous sense).

    The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was quite serious at its time and written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II - a mere 64 years ago! Obviously, the intent was not to be "funny," but by today's standards, this is hilarious!

    For those of you with efficiency issues, pay attention to #8.

    There is no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage.

    Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject:

    1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters. They are less likely to be flirtatious. They need the work, or they would not be doing it. They still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

    2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It is always well to impress upon older women, the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

    3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

    4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but also reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses that would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

    5. Stress, at the outset, the importance of time; the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

    6. Give the female employee a definite daylong schedule of duties so that they will keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

    7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

    8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

    9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they cannot shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

    10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she will grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

    11. Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point cannot be stressed too much in keeping women happy.

    ...Need Something New Here...
    sleepyhead is offline   Reply With Quote
    Received thanks from:
    pollaxe (14-05-2008), shadowmaster (14-05-2008), SiM (14-05-2008)
    Old 14-05-2008, 08:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
    SiM
    Senior Member
     
    SiM's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Apr 2006
    Location: London
    Posts: 6,331
    Thanks: 214
    Thanked 343 Times in 256 Posts
    SiM's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Originally Posted by sleepyhead View Post
    3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

    SiM is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
    Will work for beer...
     
    nichomach's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Preston, Lancs
    Posts: 5,602
    Thanks: 100
    Thanked 88 Times in 63 Posts
    nichomach's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Outstanding - that's gone straight to the wife...

    nichomach is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 09:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
    Señor [H3XU5] Member
     
    MadduckUK's Avatar
     
    Join Date: May 2006
    Location: St. Annes, Blackpool
    Posts: 9,629
    Thanks: 148
    Thanked 365 Times in 257 Posts
    MadduckUK's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    all sounds like good, solid advice considering when it was made.

    MadduckUK is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 09:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
    Living in the land of the unliving
     
    EvilMunky's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2004
    Location: 127.0.0.1
    Posts: 1,308
    Thanks: 9
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Still applies now!

    EvilMunky is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 09:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
    Chief Nutter
     
    tiggerai's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Aug 2003
    Location: On the HEXUS.social bridge - Warp Speed Mr Warf!
    Posts: 6,893
    Thanks: 63
    Thanked 107 Times in 96 Posts
    tiggerai's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Bloody awesome!!

    HEXUS.social Co-ordinator & [H3XU5].lan Team Captain
    Events coming soon:
    • 10/11th December - HEXUS.social Xmas Mini Meet - London
    • February (provisional) - HEXUS.social Meet - Manchester
    • March (provisional) - H3XU5.lan - Uttoxeter
    • 2009 - Provisional Calendar coming soon.... Watch this space!!
    For details, visit - http://forums.hexus.net/hexus-social/ or http://www.h3xu5.net

    FAQ: HEXUS.social FAQ!
    tiggerai is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 09:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
    Gold Member
     
    Marcos's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2004
    Location: England
    Posts: 3,408
    Thanks: 14
    Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    all sounds like good, solid advice considering when it was made.
    agreed, ive met girls who, although intelligent and independent, still like to be treated in an old fashioned manner.

    Not a fan of the more recent blokey girl attitudes of modern day girls, they lose femininity
    Marcos is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 10:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
    Dark side super agent
     
    Bluecube's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Location: Nirvana
    Posts: 854
    Thanks: 16
    Thanked 10 Times in 5 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Definitely still applies today!

    Bluecube is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 10:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
    Compulsive thanker, serial goat strangler
     
    pollaxe's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2006
    Location: West of England
    Posts: 1,570
    Thanks: 250
    Thanked 73 Times in 49 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Originally Posted by Marcos View Post
    Not a fan of the more recent blokey girl attitudes of modern day girls, they lose femininity
    +1

    I hate being out and seeing drunken, cackling women effing and jeffing and behaving generally like dockers. I don't like seeing other blokes like that but women? No thanks.

    [pedals off on penny-farthing, smoking a cheroot.]
    pollaxe is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 11:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
    Chief Nutter
     
    tiggerai's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Aug 2003
    Location: On the HEXUS.social bridge - Warp Speed Mr Warf!
    Posts: 6,893
    Thanks: 63
    Thanked 107 Times in 96 Posts
    tiggerai's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Originally Posted by Marcos View Post
    agreed, ive met girls who, although intelligent and independent, still like to be treated in an old fashioned manner.
    ++


    but I won't let on easily!

    HEXUS.social Co-ordinator & [H3XU5].lan Team Captain
    Events coming soon:
    • 10/11th December - HEXUS.social Xmas Mini Meet - London
    • February (provisional) - HEXUS.social Meet - Manchester
    • March (provisional) - H3XU5.lan - Uttoxeter
    • 2009 - Provisional Calendar coming soon.... Watch this space!!
    For details, visit - http://forums.hexus.net/hexus-social/ or http://www.h3xu5.net

    FAQ: HEXUS.social FAQ!
    tiggerai is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 11:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
    Efficiently lazy
     
    shadowmaster's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Oct 2006
    Location: London
    Posts: 1,549
    Thanks: 157
    Thanked 149 Times in 98 Posts
    shadowmaster's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Lol, great advice

    Rig 1
    Core 2 duo E6700 w/ ACF 7, Powercolor Ati 3870X2 1GB, 2 GB Platinum 900Mhz OCZ RAM, 320 GB 7200.10 HD, Asus P5W DH Deluxe, Samsung 930BF, Saitek Eclipse, Logitech G9 , Coolermaster Mysitique 631, OCZ Stealth X Stream 600 Watt

    Rig 2
    Amd 3800 X2, Ati XI1950XTX, 2 GB Corsair Value 667Mhz RAM, 250GB 7200.10 HD, Sapphire Pure Crossfire 3200 RD580, Creative XI-FI Xtreme Music, Cyber Snipa Stinger , Samsung 730BF, Xclio Coolbox, HEC 550watt PSU

    .................................................................................................... ........................................

    Hexus Fantasy Football JOIN NOW!!!
    shadowmaster is online now   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 01:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
    Compulsive thanker, serial goat strangler
     
    pollaxe's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2006
    Location: West of England
    Posts: 1,570
    Thanks: 250
    Thanked 73 Times in 49 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    I will always hold a door open and give up my seat on a crowded bus or train for a woman. I've never yet had anyone sneer "Sexist pig!"* at me, thankfully as I just regard it as good manners not condescension. I hold doors for everyone come to think of it.




    *I would be forced to kill them and eat them if they did, of course.
    pollaxe is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 03:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
    disMember
     
    M0nkeyb0Y's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Apr 2005
    Location: Kent
    Posts: 733
    Thanks: 90
    Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts
    M0nkeyb0Y's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    seriously, this could be out of my company's handbook (and 'old boy's' City firm), but it'd be mostly ignored anyway!

    M0nkeyb0Y is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 06:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
    Salazaar Clone!
     
    mediaboy's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Feb 2008
    Posts: 1,226
    Thanks: 107
    Thanked 22 Times in 20 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    [RVB]
    "Do you remember when we used to solve problems with violence? Ah.. the good old days.
    [/RVB]

    Although I doubt many of you have seen RVB (Stick Red Versus Blue into google... there's about 4-10 hours watching time of them...) it certainly isn't the correct manner to deal with women.

    This is going on my (female) form tutor's desk tommorrow... she'll probably not find it so amusing..... But I found it hillarious

    Originally Posted by JK Ferret
    A bit beyond? So, you only meant to write 8 paragraphs, but accidentally ended up writing an encyclopedia-length opinion?
    mediaboy is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 07:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
    Pseudo-Mad Scientist
     
    Whiternoise's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Apr 2006
    Location: Warwick University - MPhys!
    Posts: 2,572
    Thanks: 74
    Thanked 126 Times in 76 Posts
    Whiternoise's system
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    Good news fellas, this 'uns real!

    snopes.com: 1943 Guide to Hiring Women

    Whiternoise is online now   Reply With Quote
    Old 14-05-2008, 11:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
    Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally
     
    JK Ferret's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Dec 2004
    Location: Shredding on the bass
    Posts: 2,189
    Thanks: 254
    Thanked 45 Times in 38 Posts
    Re: Tips on How to Handle Women Employees

    I think this applies more to the guys at our place than the females! (especially the bit about 'language')

    Feel free to add me on XBL, my tag is JK Ferret If you do, please tell me who you are - Social FAQ! - [H3XU5] LAN team site!
    Originally Posted by Stewart
    I now realise this was a bit like sticking a grenade up your bum, and thinking 'I better get some cream for when this thing goes off... its gonna be sore'.
    JK Ferret is offline   Reply With Quote
    Reply

    Breadcrumb
    Go Back   HEXUS.community discussion forums > HEXUS.channels > General discussion


    Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
     
    Thread Tools

    Posting Rules
    You may not post new threads
    You may not post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is Off
    Trackbacks are On
    Pingbacks are On
    Refbacks are On
    Forum Jump