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16-02-2004, 01:42 PM
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Blondes and computers don't mix...
A blonde goes into a computer shop looking for some curtains for her PC. The assistant says, "You don't need curtains for a computer..." to which the blonde replies, "Hellooooo! I've got windows!"
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If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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16-02-2004, 02:16 PM
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2 blondes walking through the woods one of them spots some tracks
"those are definatly deer tracks" "no no they're horse tracks" they were still arguing when the train hit them  |
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16-02-2004, 02:21 PM
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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet. |
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If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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16-02-2004, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Big_Al
 OR tipex on the monitor OR Cheese by the mouse |
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16-02-2004, 04:27 PM
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Yeah, they're funny... but I thought mine was cool! And it fits being that I posted it!
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If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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16-02-2004, 06:36 PM
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How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves?
She Fell out of the tree. Why Did the Blonde get the sack from the M&M's Factory? She kept throwing out all the w's hehe m@ |
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Sometimes a little aint enough...
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