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    Old 20-02-2004, 02:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Talking What's the difference...

    ...between a man and a bottle of red wine?
















    A bottle of wine matures as it ages.

    If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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    Old 20-02-2004, 03:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    as it gets... older??

    i always tend to f**k up the punchline in real life - not sure i done it online before thou

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    Old 20-02-2004, 03:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    How is it a f**k up though? Ages and gets older is the same difference.

    Besides, it's commonly known that the saying is 'matures with age'.

    If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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    Old 20-02-2004, 04:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    what do you call a pig thats lost its voice?





    disgruntled!!

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    Old 20-02-2004, 04:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    *slaps Punky very hard*

    Still, just as bad as mine!

    If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost £60, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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    Old 20-02-2004, 04:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    im sure you've edited that...

    if not.. its a friday afternoon. let me go home..

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    Old 20-02-2004, 04:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    Me? Edited what?

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