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    Old 24-07-2008, 09:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Best. Rant. Ever!

    Warning contains lots of swearing but to exceptionally good effect

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
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    Old 24-07-2008, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Giles Coren... meh.

    Vicky Coren though, who plays poker, and probably looks better nekkid; more interesting.

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    Old 24-07-2008, 09:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    made me chuckle, thanks for that
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    Old 24-07-2008, 10:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Excellent, and he's entirely correct too. I sometimes change my posts on this forum just because I find inadequacies with my prose style; if writing were my job I'd be incandescent with rage if someone altered my work like that.

    Edit: but it's not the best rant ever. If we're allowed to post links to exceptionally sweary stuff, then here it is.

    www.no2id.net
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    Your Boys Took A Hell Of A Beating!

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    Old 24-07-2008, 10:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

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    inadequacies with my prose style
    Fanny.

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    Old 25-07-2008, 09:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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    Arf.

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    Old 25-07-2008, 10:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Giles Coren... meh.

    Vicky Coren though, who plays poker, and probably looks better nekkid; more interesting.
    Yes

    Apparently she doesnt like the clothes that most people wear while playing poker (thinks that they are too scruffy etc). She needs to set a good example and strip down, especially in this hot weather.

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    Most enjoyable.
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    Old 25-07-2008, 10:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Excellent, and he's entirely correct too. I sometimes change my posts on this forum just because I find inadequacies with my prose style; if writing were my job I'd be incandescent with rage if someone altered my work like that.

    Edit: but it's not the best rant ever. If we're allowed to post links to exceptionally sweary stuff, then here it is.
    *chortle*

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    that was funny thanks for that, made me laff.
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Excellent, and he's entirely correct too. I sometimes change my posts on this forum just because I find inadequacies with my prose style; if writing were my job I'd be incandescent with rage if someone altered my work like that.

    Edit: but it's not the best rant ever. If we're allowed to post links to exceptionally sweary stuff, then here it is.
    god - that Charles Clarke thing is hilarious. Thanks

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    Old 25-07-2008, 11:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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    Vicious but fair.

    Many people don't know that a child, with branches of coral nailed to his head and painted brown, resembles a deer.
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    Old 25-07-2008, 06:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Excellent, and he's entirely correct too. I sometimes change my posts on this forum just because I find inadequacies with my prose style; if writing were my job I'd be incandescent with rage if someone altered my work like that.

    Edit: but it's not the best rant ever. If we're allowed to post links to exceptionally sweary stuff, then here it is.
    Best.Rant.Ever.
    *Gives prize*
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    Old 25-07-2008, 09:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Made me chuckle, didn't think the Grauniad would allow things like this
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    Old 25-07-2008, 10:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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    Re: Best. Rant. Ever!

    Originally Posted by justaday View Post
    Made me chuckle, didn't think the Grauniad would allow things like this
    You're kidding right?! Charlie Brooker writes two regular columns for them.

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