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    Old 22-08-2008, 06:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    The worlds stupidest burglar?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ay-window.html


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    Old 22-08-2008, 09:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
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    In this case it would have been OK for Plod to take the usual day or three to come to the householders assistance.
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    That IS pretty stupid... and it's a bad sign that he thought he could just get away with it, in broad daylight using a front window
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    A bit beyond? So, you only meant to write 8 paragraphs, but accidentally ended up writing an encyclopedia-length opinion?
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    Old 22-08-2008, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    i think the guy in the states getting trapped inside the store still takes the win, because of the cctv footage. this is close though.

    of course after this litte chavvy scum is released he'll be back round the house to do there throats
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    Old 22-08-2008, 09:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    Nah.. best one I've seen so far has to be the guy in Kent that robbed his corner shop wearing nothing but a sheet and some boots.. then drops the sheet on the way out, in full view of 4 cameras...
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    A bit beyond? So, you only meant to write 8 paragraphs, but accidentally ended up writing an encyclopedia-length opinion?
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    Old 22-08-2008, 10:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    Sorry but but nothing beats the fella that tried to rob a bank disguised as a tree.
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    This is my personal favourite:

    “To enter a bank and pass a note demanding money does not involve a great deal of planning,” he said. A few years ago, he said, a man in Teele Square walked into a bank and handed an envelope to a teller with a note demanding money. The man walked out with the money but was soon found by police because the envelope had his name and address printed on it, Upton said.
    Can't find a big story with a picture on it, have to make do with this from a quick google, paragraph 4.
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    Old 23-08-2008, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    Okay.. that's pretty stupid...

    Can't beat that one.
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    A bit beyond? So, you only meant to write 8 paragraphs, but accidentally ended up writing an encyclopedia-length opinion?
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    I reckon he'll get a suspended sentence.
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    Maybe he'll get a shorter one for coming forward with evidence.
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    'One man walked past and said, "Hang in there, mate". It was all quite funny.'

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    I reckon it's all a huge frame-up actually.
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    The best one I read was about a glue sniffer who broke into an industrial glue plant. He opened up a small barrel of glue, took a big sniff and passed out, unfortunately the barrel fell over with him. He was found the next day, glued to the floor.
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    Wow, that is stupid!
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
    How does he manage that?
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    Re: The worlds stupidest burglar?
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    a glue sniffer
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    How does he manage that?
    Did you really need to ask?
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