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    Old 14-03-2004, 03:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    just got a txt msg from my mum wondering what are these p0rn cds !!!!!
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    owned. should have put pr0n.
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    Old 14-03-2004, 03:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    just use the -- "well at least I'm not gay!" excuse.

    Unless of course they're gay porn cd's. Then you're screwed.
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    Old 14-03-2004, 03:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Old 14-03-2004, 04:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Old 14-03-2004, 04:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    Hehe, I remember when I used to live with me ma, she decided to tidy my cupboard for me whilst I was out, she stacked all me porno mags neat and tidy for me She never said anything about it though. Tis a natural male behaviour anyway, we kinda need to see porn to keep us goin
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    Old 14-03-2004, 04:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    rofl, pwned..
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    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Old 14-03-2004, 04:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    yeeeh, my mom is guilty of mag organising. got back from Reading Festival last year, showered repeatedly, and went to get some clean clothes. opened wardrobe to find porno mags with a nice neat row of bongs and rizla on top. great fun explainin that....

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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    Old 14-03-2004, 05:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    Were they alphabetized or categorized?

    If she demands an explanation, say that it's her fault, and that she has been negligent in not introducing you to the young/fit daughters of her friends.
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    lol, punky

    i dont have any because im a good boy if she did find em, just say WHY U GOING THRU MY STUFF !! RAH!!!

    or reply to her with, how did u find them, i thought they were stuck to the bed
    Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    is it weird to have parents that buy u porn then

    my dad buys me porn calendars every year and i hang it on my wall, dad told me to download some porn before

    hmmmm
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    I was caught "at it" by my dad. Porn doesnt do much for me anymore, I think I've seen everything now.
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    I don't get caught, i just shout down to my mum "hey ma when you clean my room make sure you don't move the porn mag from under my bed!" ..... she doesn't mind.
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    my mates like that, shes like shall i make your bed

    he goes, the sheets need a wash first, id take some latex gloves in if i was u
    Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    The cowards way......

    "I'm looking after them for a friend"
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    my m8's mom puts a (normally light-coloured) hanky under his pillow and removes and washes it every 2 days. now thats disgustin!

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
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