Piracy does cause crime (attack of the killer ipod)

[5lab]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumo...d_killing.html

[Steve]

It was inevitable - if he hadn't have deleted the mp3's she'd have gone on a killing spree when she realised the battery only lasts 18 months.

[streetster]

... only in america

“It took him a while to die,” Dr. Klamut said. “She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure”

did he have no arms, and/or was completely unable to defend himself against a woman with an iPod??

[Lead_Head]

Originally Posted by streetster

... only in america



did he have no arms, and/or was completely unable to defend himself against a woman with an iPod??

[aeonf242]

Maybe his batteries had died....

[aeonf242]

What about an Ipod mini........internal bleeding!

[RoGuE|SaBeR]

Manhunt 2 - Featuring iPod ....

[Tumble]

now stop me if I'm away on a tangent... but stabbed him?? with an iPod??? aren't those things terribly, terribly blunt??

[aeonf242]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rum...od_killing.html

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[streetster]

nice custom 404 error they have there i still am amazed how you can be beating 40-80 times with an ipod and die... well without telling the person to kindly stop beating you as its beginnign to hurt?

mark

[aeonf242]

i still am amazed how you can be beating 40-80 times with an ipod and die... well without telling the person to kindly stop beating you as its beginnign to hurt?

maybe it was playing the fugees...."Killing me softly...."

[Applecrusher]

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did anyone else notice this add on the page ???

only in America....

[daniel_owen_uk]

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BACKUP!!!

[Stewart]

Hell hath no fury like a woman who's had her mp3s deleted.

I quite like the advert, half way down the page. Page is called 'Man Slaughtered with iPod', advert half way down - 'Great deals on iPods!'

Wonder if some idiot American loby group will now try to ban iPods, like they try to ban computer games, everytime some weird American kid gets a gun from his Dad, and goes on a rampage.

(I'd have thought removing guns from the average home would be just as effective, and more effective than banning Super Ninja Attack Cop 7)

[Steve]

Just checking - but people do realise it's a joke don't they?

[Allen]

No we're all gullible fools.....