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| View Poll Results: Which would win? | |||
| Moose | | 16 | 29.09% |
| Penguin | | 9 | 16.36% |
| Panda | | 18 | 32.73% |
| Cat | | 12 | 21.82% |
| Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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| Moose Muppet! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Planet Earth
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Moose have higher mass,no sense of fear,heights,gravity or anything plus they are clumsy and even a ball would confuse them!! Moose being defeated by a rubber ball: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU Moose are evidence that intelligent design cannot possibly happen as there is nothing intelligent about the design of Moose! Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!" Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well." |
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| I R Toff Pandi! | Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Originally Posted by CAT-THE-FIFTH All anything else has to do is stand in front of a moose, they're colour blind and have a huuuuuuge blindspot.
They have no fear of heights because they never see the bloomin cliff |
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Originally Posted by TAKTAK and they are incredibly dumb!!!
![]() OTH,a Panda in a top hat holding a cane in its paw would be pure awesome! Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!" Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well." |
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Its a Panda brawl!! Must have been due to some fermented Bamboo wine: http://www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=2005026312 Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!" Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well." |
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| I R Toff Pandi! | Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Originally Posted by CAT-THE-FIFTH Fermented bamboo wine?
As opposed to that unfermented stuff? |
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Wine made of fermented bamboo as opposed to wine containing bamboo. Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!" Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well." |
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Originally Posted by Jay Beginners guide to raid Beginners guide to raid post edition Hexus.Social - FAQ Buy my stuff
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| Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat Probably all the hormones they keep feeding in an attempt, to actually get them to breed. aka the bargin-bucket-build Is now FINISHED |
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