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    View Poll Results: Which would win?
    Moose 16 29.09%
    Penguin 9 16.36%
    Panda 18 32.73%
    Cat 12 21.82%
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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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    Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Which would win?

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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Pandas blates
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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
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    I don't see how a tripod could win anything except more money at the scrappers yard...

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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    Pandas blates
    Moose have higher mass,no sense of fear,heights,gravity or anything plus they are clumsy and even a ball would confuse them!!

    Moose being defeated by a rubber ball:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU

    Moose are evidence that intelligent design cannot possibly happen as there is nothing intelligent about the design of Moose!

    Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!"

    Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well."
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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by CAT-THE-FIFTH View Post
    Moose have higher mass,no sense of fear,heights,gravity or anything plus they are clumsy and even a ball would confuse them!!

    Moose being defeated by a rubber ball:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_0-O8WSOU

    Moose are evidence that intelligent design cannot possibly happen as there is nothing intelligent about the design of Moose!
    All anything else has to do is stand in front of a moose, they're colour blind and have a huuuuuuge blindspot.

    They have no fear of heights because they never see the bloomin cliff

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    Old 06-11-2009, 10:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    All anything else has to do is stand in front of a moose, they're colour blind and have a huuuuuuge blindspot.

    They have no fear of heights because they never see the bloomin cliff
    and they are incredibly dumb!!!



    OTH,a Panda in a top hat holding a cane in its paw would be pure awesome!

    Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!"

    Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well."
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    Old 06-11-2009, 11:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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    Fear the headbutt !!

    http://www.spike.com/video/panda-fight/2741596

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    Old 06-11-2009, 11:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    Its a Panda brawl!! Must have been due to some fermented Bamboo wine:

    http://www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=2005026312

    Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!"

    Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well."
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    Old 06-11-2009, 11:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by CAT-THE-FIFTH View Post
    Its a Panda brawl!! Must have been due to some fermented Bamboo wine:

    http://www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=2005026312
    Fermented bamboo wine?

    As opposed to that unfermented stuff?

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    Old 06-11-2009, 11:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    Fermented bamboo wine?

    As opposed to that unfermented stuff?
    Wine made of fermented bamboo as opposed to wine containing bamboo.

    Baltar's quote of the day:"All we need is strength! Strength that comes from within! .....and guns! More guns! Bigger guns! Better guns! And when we have those, we will win!"

    Moose counter-quote of the day:"[Moose] can fly and [moose] can land,Just not very well."
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    Old 06-11-2009, 11:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    that has to be the laziest fight i have ever seen

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    Re: Moose vs Penguin vs Panda vs Cat

    Probably all the hormones they keep feeding in an attempt, to actually get them to breed.

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    Is the penguin allowed a rocket launcher of sorts?


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    What's the plural of moose?

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