how poor are the US army?

[shiato storm]

just watched Godzilla for the umpteenth time (cheers channel 5) and recalled what I came to realise when I first saw it ages ago...how crap the US armed forces are.
I mean look at all the damage they do to the city in the film - if anything they cause more damage than the hulking great thing blundering through the buildings - take for example the helicopters missing and hitting skyscrapers, then themselves, and the submarines again destroying themselves.
not the best advert for the US forces now is it?
though I might add probably an entirely accurate depiction of their ineptitude.

[Creature]

Who's going to break it to him that Godzilla isn’t real

I better not mention Santa

[BUFF]

Originally Posted by Creature

I better not mention Santa

or the Easter Bunny

[Stewart]

Or Nelson Mandela.

[Crazy Cricket]

Originally Posted by Creature

Who's going to break it to him that Godzilla isn?t real

I better not mention Santa

Originally Posted by BUFF

or the Easter Bunny

Right, mods, either delete this nasty thread at once, or at least give it a 'may undo 15 years of therapy' warning

/sticks fingers in ears

/chants to self 'they are real' 'they are real' 'they are real' 'they are real' 'they are real' ....

[TeePee]

Or Jesus.

[Russ]

santa claus was real, he was a german who donated presents at christmas time...

[luap.h]

<rant>not only that, the Apache helipcopter pilots dont even realise they can fly higher than 500ft, so there was no need for all that stupid flying around skyscrapers AND they launch sidewinders at a ground target AND the F/a18s launch a Harpoon anti ship missile at Madison Square</rant>

still it's no Independence Day

[Skii]

Dreadful dreadful film tbh. Got worse when all the baby human-sized ones appeared (weren't they a little small considering the size of the adult?)

[Theo]

Very very annoyed at that film, right now. Ellie went to go and do some work after Relocation Relocation had finished, so I put Godzilla on until 10pm. Fell asleep at bloody 9.30pm due to the pooness of that film.

Worst of all... I MISSED ER!

[MiggyMan]

holywood took one of my fav movie characters and made him suck, and in fact, made him not a him :O

For the record, the son of godzilla is roughly 1/2 the height of godzilla and blows little "smoke rings" rather than breathing radioactive fire

[Tumble]

I watch ed Kill Bill instead.. now THAT's funny

[shiato storm]

...actually they fire Mavricks at Madison Sq Garden, which are air-ground.
and I know its not real...no wait, doens't that sort of thing happen over in america? where the US blow the hell out of everything and everyone, including themselves? ..

no wait, thats Iraq. my mistake.

[Bazzlad]

The film was so poor it made poor Theo travel back in time....

I put Godzilla on until 10pm. Fell asleep at bloody 9.30pm due to pooness of that film.

[subucni]

Originally Posted by MiggyMan

For the record, the son of godzilla is roughly 1/2 the height of godzilla and blows little "smoke rings" rather than breathing radioactive fire

Wasn't he call Godzucki or something? Does anyone remember the cartoon version, always made me think of scooby doo for some unknown reason.

what bothered me about the new film was "Why do that to Led Zeppelin's Kashmir? why?"

[spazman]

Because they are americans, and will quit happily desicrate anything for a quick $