I cant see one so i thought i would start it.
Just been to town to buy the new 'Grand Theft Auto' game for my Playstation 3, I had to describe it to the new sales assistant "it's about a black guy who drives round sleeping with women, uses violence involving metal bars, crashes his car, and evades the police ............
the daft guy only gave me 'PGA Tour 10' !!
Workaholic (19-12-2009)
A man walks into a butcher's shop and say's to the butcher: "I bet you £200 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf".
The butcher replies: "No bet, the steaks are too high".
/coat
Ahh, better reserve my spot on page 1
Seriously?Originally Posted by Michael
Ahh, better reserve my spot on page 1
SERIOUSLY?
Provide a joke or don't post
What's the difference between Howard Shipman and Michael Barrymore?
Michael knows how to throw a killer pool party
Ok, i'll have a go...
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really...
She was attacked by a giant crab.
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Is this one Dodgy enough
a guy walks into a bar and sits down by a regular. tha bartender walks up and asks tha guy what he wants to drink tha guy gets a beer then tha bartender hands tha beer to him and gives one to tha regular as well and says, "here ya go jack ass" tha man really thinks nothing of it. tha next day tha guy goes back to tha same bar sits by tha same regular and orders a beer he gets it and tha bartender hands tha regular a beer and again says, "heres your beer jack ass" tha guy thinks its pretty rude. well tha guy continues to go to that same bar for tha next week and tha same thing continues to happen. well one day when tha bartender goes into tha back tha guy asks tha regular, "doesnt that make you mad him callin you a jack ass everyday you never say anything back to him are you scared of him or something i mean its really starting to piss me off" and tha regular says,"no! it doesnt bother me at all heehaw heehaw heehawways calls me that"
^^ Too long, learn to use aragraphs
I was in the queue to buy some decorating supplies today at B & Q. The woman in front of me had bought something large that required home delivery.
The cashier asked for her street name to confirm the delivery. She told the cashier; "I don't have one, I just go by Mary"
The not tha and..that wasnt funny.Is this one Dodgy enough
a guy walks into a bar and sits down by a regular. tha bartender walks up and asks tha guy what he wants to drink tha guy gets a beer then tha bartender hands tha beer to him and gives one to tha regular as well and says, "here ya go jack ass" tha man really thinks nothing of it. tha next day tha guy goes back to tha same bar sits by tha same regular and orders a beer he gets it and tha bartender hands tha regular a beer and again says, "heres your beer jack ass" tha guy thinks its pretty rude. well tha guy continues to go to that same bar for tha next week and tha same thing continues to happen. well one day when tha bartender goes into tha back tha guy asks tha regular, "doesnt that make you mad him callin you a jack ass everyday you never say anything back to him are you scared of him or something i mean its really starting to piss me off" and tha regular says,"no! it doesnt bother me at all heehaw heehaw heehawways calls me that"
It didn't fall off, it merely became insufficient at it's purpose and got a bit droopy...
And if you didn't see the one I posted elsewhere: -
Workaholic (18-02-2010)
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
I went to Boots and said, "Can I have a bottle of shampoo please."
The woman said, "Extra volume?"
I said, "CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO PLEASE!"
I went into B&Q the other day, but was thrown out. Someone in orange overalls asked me if I wanted decking so I madesure I got the first punch in.
Little Red Riding Hood is the best kids story ever. I mean it has everything, cannibalism, transvestism and meals on wheels !
T.v man came to the door. "You got a TV licence?"
I said "No"
"Well you've got an aerial."
I said "I've got milk in the fridge too, but I don't have a cow in here."
will add more later
our boiler broke so we has no heating or hot water, this is the bloody result ^^
Two Chavs walked into a club. Actually it was my 5 iron.
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