Is this one Dodgy enough
a guy walks into a bar and sits down by a regular. tha bartender walks up and asks tha guy what he wants to drink tha guy gets a beer then tha bartender hands tha beer to him and gives one to tha regular as well and says, "here ya go jack ass" tha man really thinks nothing of it. tha next day tha guy goes back to tha same bar sits by tha same regular and orders a beer he gets it and tha bartender hands tha regular a beer and again says, "heres your beer jack ass" tha guy thinks its pretty rude. well tha guy continues to go to that same bar for tha next week and tha same thing continues to happen. well one day when tha bartender goes into tha back tha guy asks tha regular, "doesnt that make you mad him callin you a jack ass everyday you never say anything back to him are you scared of him or something i mean its really starting to piss me off" and tha regular says,"no! it doesnt bother me at all heehaw heehaw heehawways calls me that"