Offical HEXUS Big Brother Thread

[DR]

Love it or loath it - it is here again.

So we have 12 new suckers in this compo. I won't tell you my thoughts.

So, who do you think will be a winner or loser?

Apparently he has gone evil - no chickens, no weekly tasks, no gardening.

The prize money - 100K.

-10K if you fail the weekly task - could all go

The house is now smaller - 1/3 smaller with less volume and height and depth.

House mates are forced to share beds - the beds will be going so you have to share.

The Shower - it is massive, with 2 showers with a glass wall - none of this hiding stuff.

Weird toilets - don't ask, huge whirlpool and outdoor shower.

New Feature - The Treatment Room

A way to escape, chat, and do other things - and have all the 'chick' things.

The Diary room chair - looks like a 'womb'.

The People:
First Person - Marco Sabba : 21: Law Student (Appears very Camp, not sure on sexuality) - Drama Queen, claims to be biggest **** stirer in the world, doesn't like refugees etc. a la Freak! - also, bit of a potty mouth.

Second Person - Ahmed - 44 : Property Investor - Ex Assylum Seeker (So Marco will love him!!!!) - Argumentative and Arrogant. Homophobic!

Third Person - Jason Cowan - 30 - Air Stewardess - 'tart' - Desperate to get laid. Arrogant but has good morals - very vein, shaves chest (waxes?) Turns up in a thong - Oh dear. 6 years in the navy. Slept with over 250 women apparently.

Fourth Person - Daniel - 30 - Hairdresser - 'Gay' - Straightmen fall for him, so him and Marco will not get on well since he doesn't like camp people. Doesn't suffer fools. Loves manipulating people, loves to wind other people up.

Fifth Person - Emma Greenwood - 20 - Party girl, she is an 'entertainer' in Spain

Six Person - Kitten Pinder - 24 - 'She' looks like a he, and She is a strict vegetarian and is angered by sexism, pornography, homophobia, racism and George Bush.

Seventh Person - Michelle Bass - 23 - Wants to be a glammour model - she is a mortgage advisor.

Eighth Person - Nadia Almada - 27 - She works in a childrens bookstore and loves shopping.... fun!

Ninth Person - Shell Jublin - 22 - Student - Passionate reader, wants to be a sculputor

Tenth Person - Stuart Wilson - 20 - wants to be a millionire by 25, very arrogant, psycholoical student.

Eleventh Person - Vanessa - 26 - Adrenalin junkie and archery champion. Runs for an hour every morning.

Twelve Person - Victor Ebuwa- 23 - He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. - 'Mr Slick'

[Honoop]

Hello - This is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please DO NOT SWEAR!

Lets see who they actually put in there shall we, house looks interesting... will the people inside it actually be any good??

Time will tell... Im bound to get hooked, I usually do. No E4 this year tho!!

[Honoop]

WHAT the hell is THAT?? Marco??!!!

[DR]

First Person - Marco Sabba : 21: Law Student (Appears very Camp, not sure on sexuality) - Drama Queen, claims to be biggest **** stirer in the world, doesn't like refugees etc. a la Freak! - also, bit of a potty mouth.

Second Person - Ahmed - 44 : Property Investor - Ex Assylum Seeker (So Marco will love him!!!!) - Argumentative and Arrogant. Homophobic!

Third Person - Jason Cowan - 30 - Air Stewardess - 'tart' - Desperate to get laid. Arrogant but has good morals - very vein, shaves chest (waxes?) Turns up in a thong - Oh dear. 6 years in the navy. Slept with over 250 women apparently.

Fourth Person - Daniel - 30 - Hairdresser - 'Gay' - Straightmen fall for him, so him and Marco will not get on well since he doesn't like camp people. Doesn't suffer fools. Loves manipulating people, loves to wind other people up.

Fifth Person - Emma Greenwood - 20 - Party girl, she is an 'entertainer' in Spain

Six Person - Kitten Pinder - 24 - 'She' looks like a he, and She is a strict vegetarian and is angered by sexism, pornography, homophobia, racism and George Bush. Talk about OTT

Seventh Person - Michelle Bass - 23 - Wants to be a glammour model - she is a mortgage advisor.

Eighth Person - Nadia Almada - 27 - She works in a childrens bookstore and loves shopping.... fun! She was a he.

Ninth Person - Shell Jublin - 22 - Student - Passionate reader, wants to be a sculputor. I think she is the norty girl next door

Tenth Person - Stuart Wilson - 20 - wants to be a millionire by 25, very arrogant, psycholoical student.

Eleventh Person - Vanessa - 26 - Adrenalin junkie and archery champion. Runs for an hour every morning.

Twelve Person - Victor Ebuwa- 23 - He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. - 'Mr Slick'

[Angus]

So far it's been hit by numerous technical glitches - maybe they'll sort them out?

[Stoo]

oh go on then.. *turns telly on*

[Angus]

Number 4 - Jason Obvioulsy loves himself in a BIG way

and he's an air steward.

[DR]

No, number 3

[Honoop]

Ok - I actually havent stopped laughing yet!

[Spud1]

dont care about it, was novel the first time it was on, gets worse and worse each time its on. then again i think that all reality tv should be banned from tv, such a waste of valuable broadcasting time

[DR]

It is humourous - guess it is going to be full of freaks this year.

[Stoo]

Daniel = to55er...

[Shad]

I'd rather watch paint dry. Oh look, i can!

[Skii]

Hey Osama - I found a GREAT target for you !!

[Stoo]

....and here come the women..

Vanessa looks okay..

Emma = annoying (already!)

[malfunction]

They seem like a bunch of self absorbed idiots... Can't believe TV's going to be full of that ***** for another ten weeks... Ho-hum... Glad I've got a PC to take me away from it.