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16-06-2004, 09:55 AM
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disappointing incident at work
just thought i'd share with you all a disappointing incident that just happened at work - disappointing for me that is...i'd imagine it would be amusing for you!
i was leant over someone's desk trying to fix a software problem when someone walked by & informed me i had dust on the back of my trousers, so once i'd finished sorting out the PC i popped into the nearest loo to take a look at the back of my trousers in the mirror as expected, i had white dust on the back of my black trousers, so i began to brush the dust off with a few brisk flicks of the wrist obviously, this was the precise moment at which someone decided to walk iin........and to the untrained eye it would have appeared that i was stood in the gents spanking my own ar$e in the mirror needless to say, the person scuttled into a cubicle quick-smart, leaving me no opportunity to explain (i'm not looking forward to the next call i get to that department!)
if it ain't broke...fix it till it is
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16-06-2004, 10:01 AM
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Oh!
 Not that good, well...stuff like that happends, that you're doing something, and to the untrained eye it seems like something else. I've been in a lot of situations like that Well, I'm quite sure that something else will happend to someone else..before you have to go to that department again (if you would) and no one (including the person who walked in to you) will ever remember that. So I don't think you have to worry about going there and then some will point at you and say: Oh there's that guy who spanked himself on the gents loo. There's always happening something else before you know it..and then it's your turn to get amused  !
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16-06-2004, 10:07 AM
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is on the loo
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Better off getting known as a spanker than a w*nker
 Hahaha, so funny, reminds me of the time i washed my hands in a hurry & splashed water over my flies. No hand drier... 
 
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16-06-2004, 10:09 AM
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Photographer; for hire!!
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at least it was your own bum and not someone else's...!
Please, Don't ask for that one 'as a desktop'...its really not worth wasting your time asking, unless you're able to pay £££?
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16-06-2004, 10:19 AM
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Drop it like it's hot
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LMAO! Oh dear
Laugh it off with the department if it crops up.....Unless they start talking "serious" and offensively 
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16-06-2004, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by shiato storm
hahah! there is that small mercy i suppose!!
if it ain't broke...fix it till it is
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16-06-2004, 05:51 PM
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No more Mr Nice Guy.
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Strangely enough, I was spanking myself in the mirror at work, but everyone thought I was brushing dust off... life's funny like that...
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16-06-2004, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Deckard
Originally Posted by iMc
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17-06-2004, 07:35 AM
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"I can be such an apple slut"
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Originally Posted by petrefax
 *awards petrexfax funnyiest post of the day award* i wouldnt worry about it dude, i mean why would you be spanking yourself
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