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    Omg The Worst Film Ever!!!

    Sorry I know wrong forum, but Im gueessing more people in here probably saw it.

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    11:10-12:40 (iirc)

    Attomic Twister.

    Sorry I didnt post it while it was still on (it really was fkn funny!!! I was CRYING !!!!!)

    Anyone else see this pos !!!?

    It was basicly about a nuke powerstation that gets hit by a few twisters. Thewoman in charge is pathetic and just stands around crying and whining.

    Near the end they have about 3 mins to turn the reactor off and so stand about 10 meters from the manual switch and decide to be scared of a little radioactive water. ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 3 MINUTES AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS THINK HOW YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 2 WEEKS IF YOU GO IN IT, LMFAO!!!!!!


    Even funnyer is how they manage to find a disiel engine/water pump but ofcourse have no fuel. Instead of taking some from one of the 20 or so fireengines that use disel they decide to chase after a tanker going the opposite direction.
    Thats a WHOLE tanker for a disiel engine, enough to run it for weeks I would imagine.
    Then guess what, they use fire engine hoses to pump the fuel to it? really REALLY pathetic now...

    Also one thing even funnyer - theres a twister outside. the only radio only works outside/in doorway. Stupid woman in charge leaves it by the door and ofcourse it isnt there when she gets back 15 mins later!

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    think ive seen it on sky movies a while back... its just truly dire, only reason i watched it was cos i had revision to be doing

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    Well i thought it was a true classic Oscar winning performances by all of the cast. Just goes to show you only need four people to run a nuclear powerstation, perhaps htey should sack some of the people at our plants. Has to be said the highlight was the girl playing twister with

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    lol that POS they broadcast cured my imsomnia last night

    Thanks BBC - First time I've slept for more than 7 hours in ages

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    You obviously have not seen Gigli. I did (for a laugh!) and it was quite hilarious.

    I think it's at #16 in the worst films of all times on the IMDB:

    http://imdb.com/chart/bottom

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBeeeenster
    You obviously have not seen Gigli.
    I seen the introduction part with the names... and then suddenly fell asleep .

    At least last night wasn't a total failure Coming to America was on ITV2

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    I saw a bit of Atomic Twister and it was shockingly awful (these days the mere sight of Corbin Bernsen's name on a film is enough to give fair warning, though) - that said, Cyborg was on Sci Fi which is definitely NOT one of Van Damme's finest moments...

    Excellent list, by the way, though I think My Little Eye should be on there somewhere...

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    it's a good thing nuclear reactors have an on/off switch
    oh, wait... -_-

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    My wife, a lady who does not watch TV watched all of that dire Atomic Twister film. I myself of course did not even entertain it and just played on my PC.
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    Saw it on a plane going to greece (nothing else to do...)

    Worst flight ever - just for that reason alone.
    Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

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    Saw it on Sky some time ago. My word, isn't it awful!
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