Funny Comments.... from IRC

[XTR]

[14:09] <slaveboy> Just had a wuh... and um I thought my door was locked
[14:09] <slaveboy> 30 secs after cleanup sisters at door
[14:09] <slaveboy> ****ing door wasn't locked
[14:09] <slaveboy> lucky

[KniFenForK]

haha!! LMAO! lucky somewhat indeed!

[BiggehXP]

i had an incident like that the otherday, dad nearly walked in!

[biz387]

stop playing with yourselves then and get a woman

[steve threlfall]

Originally posted by biz387
stop playing with yourselves then and get a woman

not really appropriate

stop blatantly spamming to get for sale forum access

[jcoquillon]

Originally posted by steve threlfall
not really appropriate

stop blatantly spamming to get for sale forum access

Stop spamming to hit 1000 posts

[Howard]

STOP SPAMMING!

[Howard]

[14:09] <slaveboy> Just had a wuh... and um I thought my door was locked
[14:09] <slaveboy> 30 secs after cleanup sisters at door
[14:09] <slaveboy> ****ing door wasn't locked
[14:09] <slaveboy> lucky

LMFAO

BWA HA HA HA

that's the funniest thing I've seen this week

A wuh...ROFLMFAO

[Colonel Ames]

Originally posted by Howard
LMFAO

BWA HA HA HA

that's the funniest thing I've seen this week

A wuh...ROFLMFAO

You my friend shud visit http://www.bash.org

tonnes of funny shizzle there!!!

[Howard]

(Censored)
<dayve> i was using a toilet tonight at the movies.. in the cubicle bit
<dayve> then i look at the wall and see some guy has tagged the letters BBS
<dayve> then i caught myself thinking "damn.. i'd better hurry up"
<evlisisdead> you f***ing nerd

LMAO!!!

[Howard]

(Censored slightly)
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

ROFL

Oh dear
/me wipes tear from his eye

[jcoquillon]

[00:08] <XTR> e
[00:08] <XTR> oops
[00:08] <XTR> Rys around?
[00:09] <jcoquillon> lo
[00:11] <XTR> lo
[00:12] <hex|reallyaway> no i killed him
[00:12] <jcoquillon> and fed him to the marmosets
[00:13] * Irate has quit IRC (Signed off)
[00:16] <hex|reallyaway> pfft
[00:16] <hex|reallyaway> tiny bundles of nothing
[00:16] <hex|reallyaway> i'm dealing in gorillas now
[00:17] <jcoquillon> ahh I heard sea monkeys were the way to go
[00:17] <DaftpuNk> kez's sea monkeys own
[00:18] <hex|reallyaway> no, i'm a monkey wrangler
[00:18] <hex|reallyaway> i don't work with shrimp

[MiggyMan]

<maxt> i might take a Sickie tomorrow
<maxt> really cba to go in
<maxt> rather stay at home and have a wank

[DeludedGuy]

This is what happens when you cuber sex -

.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jap_gurli: thats it.
I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

-she signed off...-


I.F.: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Jenny20fny: mmmm, okay.
I.F.: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Jenny20fny: Yeah I like it rough.
I.F.: I smack you thick booty.
Jenny20fny: Oh yeah, that feels good.
I.F.: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
I.F.: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Jenny20fny: you like that?
I.F.: I peel some bananas.
Jenny20fny: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
I.F.: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Jenny20fny: Peanuts?
I.F.: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Jenny20fny: What are you talking about?
I.F.: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Jenny20fny: This is stupid.
I.F.: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
I.F.: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
I.F.: Yeeaahhhh.
Jenny20fny: /ignore
I.F.: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
I.F.: We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset

-She blocked me...-


I.F.: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears17: Aight.
I.F.: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, I.F.
I.F.: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: Oh, I like to play dress up.
I.F.: Me too baby.
BritneySpears17: I kiss you softly on your chest.
I.F.: I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears17: Hey...
I.F.: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
BritneySpears17: Funny I still don't see it.
I.F.: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Abyss.
BritneySpears17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
I.F.: Don't f*ck with me b*tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I.F.: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears17: Don't ever message me again you piece of sh*t.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
I.F.: King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
I.F.: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
I.F.: Baby?


BritneySpears17: Ok, are you ready?
eminemAllstar: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears17: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemAllstar: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemAllstar: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemAllstar: Oh sh*t
BritneySpears17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*cking pedophile.
eminemAllstar: Oh f*ck
eminemAllstar: d*mn I gotta write down your names or something...


I.F.: Wanna cyber?
SexyRachel: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
SexyRachel: Who are you?
I.F.: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
I.F.: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa Murphy's in my Geo Storm.
SexyRachel: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
I.F.: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa Murphy's and make an order
SexyRachel: Haha! OK
SexyRachel: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
I.F.: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa Murphy's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
SexyRachel: I want everything, baby!
I.F.: Is this a delivery?
SexyRachel: Umm...Yes
SexyRachel: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
I.F.: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.....
SexyRachel: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
I.F.: You can't hurry good pizza.
I.F.: I'm on my way now though......
SexyRachel: So you're at my front door now.
I.F.: How did you know?
I.F.: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
I.F.: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
SexyRachel: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
I.F.: So you're still in the bathroom?
SexyRachel: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
I.F.: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
SexyRachel: What the f*ckk?
SexyRachel: You perverted piece of sh*tt
SexyRachel: F*ck you!

-blocked me-



I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
Sexykarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get f*ckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
Sexykarla17: what the f*ck?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.



I.F.: My sh*t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator sh*t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f*ck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the f*ck!
I.F.: what?

[HarryOatcake]

Are you for real, or a figment of someones imagination ?.

Originally Posted by DeludedGuy

This is what happens when you cuber sex -

.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jap_gurli: thats it.
I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

-she signed off...-


I.F.: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Jenny20fny: mmmm, okay.
I.F.: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Jenny20fny: Yeah I like it rough.
I.F.: I smack you thick booty.
Jenny20fny: Oh yeah, that feels good.
I.F.: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
I.F.: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Jenny20fny: you like that?
I.F.: I peel some bananas.
Jenny20fny: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
I.F.: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Jenny20fny: Peanuts?
I.F.: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Jenny20fny: What are you talking about?
I.F.: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Jenny20fny: This is stupid.
I.F.: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
I.F.: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
I.F.: Yeeaahhhh.
Jenny20fny: /ignore
I.F.: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
I.F.: We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset

-She blocked me...-


I.F.: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears17: Aight.
I.F.: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, I.F.
I.F.: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: Oh, I like to play dress up.
I.F.: Me too baby.
BritneySpears17: I kiss you softly on your chest.
I.F.: I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears17: Hey...
I.F.: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
BritneySpears17: Funny I still don't see it.
I.F.: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Abyss.
BritneySpears17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
I.F.: Don't f*ck with me b*tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I.F.: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears17: Don't ever message me again you piece of sh*t.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
I.F.: King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
I.F.: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
I.F.: Baby?


BritneySpears17: Ok, are you ready?
eminemAllstar: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears17: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemAllstar: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemAllstar: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemAllstar: Oh sh*t
BritneySpears17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*cking pedophile.
eminemAllstar: Oh f*ck
eminemAllstar: d*mn I gotta write down your names or something...


I.F.: Wanna cyber?
SexyRachel: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
SexyRachel: Who are you?
I.F.: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
I.F.: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa Murphy's in my Geo Storm.
SexyRachel: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
I.F.: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa Murphy's and make an order
SexyRachel: Haha! OK
SexyRachel: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
I.F.: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa Murphy's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
SexyRachel: I want everything, baby!
I.F.: Is this a delivery?
SexyRachel: Umm...Yes
SexyRachel: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
I.F.: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.....
SexyRachel: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
I.F.: You can't hurry good pizza.
I.F.: I'm on my way now though......
SexyRachel: So you're at my front door now.
I.F.: How did you know?
I.F.: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
I.F.: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
SexyRachel: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
I.F.: So you're still in the bathroom?
SexyRachel: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
I.F.: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
SexyRachel: What the f*ckk?
SexyRachel: You perverted piece of sh*tt
SexyRachel: F*ck you!

-blocked me-



I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
Sexykarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get f*ckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
Sexykarla17: what the f*ck?
I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.



I.F.: My sh*t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator sh*t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f*ck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the f*ck!
I.F.: what?

[directhex]

the famous BloodNinja AIM sessions.