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    No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...


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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    So it takes 6 weeks to create and makes your tea taste funny? I think the analogy is still perfectly fitting....

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    It isn't perfect but it does at least show that it is possible, so not as useless as the analogy suggests.

    I will concede that it is still mostly useless though, so perhaps I was too hasty with the title.

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Can you get chocolate flavoured tea I wonder... (that isn't cocoa)

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Some folk have WAYYYYY too much free time !
    Cheers, David



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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by g8ina View Post
    Some folk have WAYYYYY too much free time !
    And way too much funding!!

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Dammit. Now I'll have to switch my "useless garbage" analogy to a chocolate fireguard. Why can't these interfering busybody academics leave my flippin' analogies alone?



    PS. But seriously, do they have nothing better to do? They really need to get a life. Or a real job.

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Chocolate company funds PR stunt based around chocolate in order to get on TV shocker?

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    "It is not known if tests are now to be conducted on the efficiency of the similarly-fabled chocolate fireguard."


    Really?

    I love science?
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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    PS. But seriously, do they have nothing better to do? They really need to get a life. Or a real job.
    Their real job is chocolate

    But how about hot chocolate served in a chocolate mug? Yes please, and no washing up

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by MrComputerSaint View Post
    Can you get chocolate flavoured tea I wonder... (that isn't cocoa)
    Sort of.. (tea with chocolate technically though, not choc flavour tealeaves as such. ) http://www.teapigs.co.uk/tea/shop_by..._flake_tea.htm

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    Sort of.. (tea with chocolate technically though, not choc flavour tealeaves as such. ) http://www.teapigs.co.uk/tea/shop_by..._flake_tea.htm
    Well there's a mint variety called chocolate mint, which tastes a little of chocolate

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by kalniel View Post
    ...But how about hot chocolate served in a chocolate mug? Yes please, and no washing up
    Now that's an idea!
    You'd need to drink it so the mug would melt from the top down.

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    We have a huge growth of chocolate mint this year ! Turning some of it to apple mint jelly, very nice.
    Cheers, David



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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    "as useful as a chocolate teapot" is still valid, 2 minutes will not a Northern brew make. You need at least 2 and a half so it is bloody useless.

    Daft 'apeths.
    Grab that. Get that. Check it out. Bring that here. Grab anything useful. Take anything good.

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    Re: No More Chocolate Teapot Analogies...

    Quote Originally Posted by adidan View Post
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    Daft 'apeths.
    Now that's an expression I haven't heard used for a while. Perfectly apt, though.

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