peterb (20-08-2015)
Very good. I shall dispatch my valet to fetch a pair, that you may choose your favour of left or right. Would you prefer cotton or satin?
Meanwhile - Judging by your lower class accent and poor command of language... 'sir'... you are most decidedly NOT of higher social standing than I. Therefore, as the challenged party, the rules state it is for me to decide the time and weapons.
Given that there is also no such place as Battersea Common, I think it best *I* decide the place... wouldn't you agree?
I would enquire if you have any particular preferences I might consider, between broadsword, quarterstaff, billhook, cudgel or M41-A Pulse Rifle... but must also point out that you must provide for yourself the weapon decided upon.
As the (supposedly) offended party, you are to name the conclusion to which we must duel.
I would strongly advise you further give adequate consideration to how this particularly illegal activity shall avoid the unwanted attention of the law.
My weapon of choice is wands. The location is the Battersea fields, before they were developed. Use whichever method of getting there you choose. I suggest duelling robes and battledress, though capes are so much fun. I suggest we give 21st March 1829 a miss, I've no desire to interrupt Wellington's famous duel. Though I suppose we could spectate using the relevant charms to shield us. As for the law, do you mean Auras or the Bobbys of the time?
As for my speach, I believe the modern parlence to be "whatever trevor"
How are you selecting your seconds? No small matter, in the event of bottling out - or grievous injury. Choose wisely.
Aliorum vitia turbaverunt me
Confused, like usual - someone direct me to the swearing, please. And, fwiw, chaps are large pieces of leather that are attached to most of the leg via ties from the upper thigh to just below the lower calf... or a really bad smelling fragrance from Ralph Lauren... never heard either swear before, although I've heard a bit of swearing when a fellow wearing Chaps in chaps walked by...
I shall *consider* your preference when I make my decision over which weapons we are to use.
However, the time will be my choice, not yours and since I'm a fan of the modern day....
I mean whosoever would seek to intervene, be they official law enforcement or otherwise...
Oh.
I didn't realise you were THAT far down the social scale...
Ah well, this really will be a short duel then!!
Seconds are not usually a requirement and certainly don't have to fight if we refuse - That's more of a Firefly thing. The more common purpose of a Second is to ensure fair play.
Maybe in whatever nightclubs you frequent...!
But in this land, Chap kinda means the same as Fella, Mate, Buddy, Pal, etc...
Chap is short for chappy. This forum becomes more uncouth daily.
Last edited by peterb; 26-08-2015 at 12:42 AM. Reason: Consecutive posts
To be chapped, yes.
But a chap is a form of address.
Actually it's short for Chapman, which is/was a 16th Century term for a seller or peddlar.
You name yours?
I'm hijacking nothing.
The rules of duelling clearly state that, because you challenged me, I therefore do get to choose the weapons and time.
The place would normally be yours, but your geography appears impaired.
Only thing left is for you to decide the concluding conditions and you're pretty much limited to: First Blood, Severe Wound, or à l'outrance (ie Death). Anything outside of that is pretty much deemed uncouth and by thus insisting you therefore rob yourself of honour and any win.
It's all very simple...
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It's the exact same blue as my Mayhems X1... and tastes like I imagine the X1 would, as well!
If Heisenberg is not to your taste, they do a 'Pinkman' as well!!
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