Good, bad and the ugly

XA04 · 18-03-2005, 02:02 AM

1.
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.