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    Oh, even better is to tie one house to another!

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    Oh, even better is to tie one house to another!
    thats a very long piece of string then

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    Worst ever.

    Used to work for a optic component manufacturer. We had this fresh faced niave 18 year old lad start on the 6.30am shift in the cleanroom. I had picked him up from the HR area and taken on the guided tour and so on, so he trusted me totally when I handed this empty (de-ionized water) bottle at 10am and told him the nurse was requesting a urine sample. I tell him he has to do this as they are testing body water loss from being new to the cleanroom environment. He is then instructed to take it to the onsite medical centre.

    So he goes to the loo to do the do. We (Rob, a fellow conspiritor and myself) give him the usual 5 minutes and then we would spring him & laugh it up. However...

    Our production manager collars us as we are leaving the cleanroom. Talks to us for 15 minutes , when he finally lets us go out of the cleanroom, the newbie is nowhere to be seen ...

    We found him wandering around the management offices with a bottle of ... under his jacket!
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    Originally posted by Shorty
    Worst ever.

    Used to work for a optic component manufacturer. We had this fresh faced niave 18 year old lad start on the 6.30am shift in the cleanroom. I had picked him up from the HR area and taken on the guided tour and so on, so he trusted me totally when I handed this empty (de-ionized water) bottle at 10am and told him the nurse was requesting a urine sample. I tell him he has to do this as they are testing body water loss from being new to the cleanroom environment. He is then instructed to take it to the onsite medical centre.

    So he goes to the loo to do the do. We (Rob, a fellow conspiritor and myself) give him the usual 5 minutes and then we would spring him & laugh it up. However...

    Our production manager collars us as we are leaving the cleanroom. Talks to us for 15 minutes , when he finally lets us go out of the cleanroom, the newbie is nowhere to be seen ...

    We found him wandering around the management offices with a bottle of ... under his jacket!
    lol, that reminds me of something even worse mate.

    One of the 'tough lads' at my high school pissed in a bottle of sprite topped it up with lemonade half and half it was and then gave it to some bloke in our class to drink. He downed a good two thirds of the bottle nasty

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    hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny


    errr ? ? ?

    im confused

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    Originally posted by oddytomtom
    hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny
    thats reallly mean mate

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    we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier...

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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    Originally posted by not_your_punk
    we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier...
    haha thats pretty harsh and disgusting lmao .

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    Originally posted by not_your_punk
    we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier...
    im hoping thats a lie you just made up mate

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    Originally posted by oddytomtom
    hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny
    haha ive done quite a few times, is brilliant though as you watch their little faces change from a smiley one to a squashed upset one .

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    Originally posted by steve threlfall
    im hoping thats a lie you just made up mate
    aye tis pretty disgusting aint it mate, wonder if they ever found out lol.

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    i dunno. it was a couple of years ago and we were bored. plus it made us laugh.

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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    Originally posted by not_your_punk
    i dunno. it was a couple of years ago and we were bored. plus it made us laugh.
    lol that is soooo cruel, just thinking bout it makes me cringe. didn't you have the urge to tell them after they had finished or didn't you feel any remorse?

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    nope

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
    "chuffing"

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    Originally posted by not_your_punk
    nope
    lmao thats really harsh but pretty funny .

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    ahhhh, airduster upside down... spray on exposed skin...
    only needs a light touch as the jump you get out of it is hilarious!

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